The twist is that you write a eulogy for the people on the list. Whatever you want. A limerick, a poem, whatever you want.
Real List (People active on the forums or signed up themselves) Scientology AMOG- great player grouped with him and ran alliances with him, honest player.
Bean-never had too much interaction but nothing neg to say, has a great SK knowledge
Cobras- over the last few years I've killed him who knows how much and he's killed me but great player loyal and trustworthy, actually have met in RL
CoryNewb-worked with him before on the same side and opposite sides decent guy but we have has our quarrels
Damdred- not too much to say about him DivineWind_United
Dogtown- can't think of what it is at the moment
Fauss-killed him and has made retails for me and has killed me good guy
FLAMES-not alot of interaction
Flazer-potentialy one of the greats until he goes inactive
Ghosted-who
jesterawx- good kd builder have grouped with etc and landed with
JonesL in my too 5 of players cocky but can back it up
Lynog same as jones but more respect because we've played more rounds together
Mages- not much interaction
n1mrook nub nimrod-steal my name?
nomansland-
Osiris-?
Phantom-awesome player we have had many of rounds together great officer
Pie-ahh pie, been lots of years grouping and even though when we started I was more known and experienced you have surpassed me!!!! Good player honest guy person I trust the most on SK.
Rohan-likes to hear himself talk I would assume
Shining- worked with him on his first alliance not too shabby
Tetra - never really had alot of interaction with him but seems to be a swell guy
TheJoker-who
TMonsta- played with and against for several rounds I'm however bitter you got mod controls jk
Valhalla-
WallsofFyre-walls.... Fought along side of you against fepo, only to fight against you recently and have you act similar to fepo... But awesome kingdom builder in my too 5 fav SK players
Zeality-lots of rounds when we had lots going on but no instances coming to mind
Noob list (People not active or nominated) Bedrock Ben Chocolate Crash Dozer Eddie Gibbo Hatetank-long time ago alliance leadership Illy- solid but had our differences Mindstorm Nikki Persona Smith Tank Killer HOF, the MOST active war kingdom I know Tanker Winter
Real List (People active on the forums or signed up themselves) Scientology - RIP Sci, you will be missed for your useful spreadsheets and shit.
AMOG - I still have nightmares of you wearing that dress...
Bean - RIP fellow oil-worker, you were always good to shoot the shit with about the field
Cobras - RIP Cobras, SK will miss your defenseless DWs, all that tasty land omnomnom
CoryNewb - The world loses a good soul in Cory, one of the only Cool People that plays SK and still knows his hockey. RIP you classy fuck
Damdred - I often imagine Damdred as a soulless, humourless cop, patrolling the streets of a town called Starkingdoms. I suspect you died while serving, so RIP Ian!
DivineWind_United - RIP
Dogtown - What a homo.
Fauss - RIP Fauss, the first time I encountered you, you were being KT'd for bashing and you didn't understand why it was happening. Lo and behold you are still making noobs cry, so I salute you.
FLAMES - Part of the dying breed of Cool People hockey players... but he kicked me out of Troy and an eye for an eye! Can't hate on him as he also works in the field.
Flazer - Pat more than likely died while trying to do a speed-run of some obscure japanese video game, refusing to go eat food as he had to beat the world record. RIP you crazy fuck
Ghosted - Another guy who couldn't build defense for the life of him... I suspect he died on his knees, not even defending himself. RIP
jesterawx - Big cheator on SK, cool guy though. Guarantee you he died from poploss. RIP clay
JonesL - Good taste in music, good shit on SK... not very good at speaking english though. Given where he lives, he was probably shot while being mugged by an 11-year-old. RIP Jonesy
Lynog - This man runs a drug empire, built upon the work of his semi-retarded cronies. While they peddle his blow, Lynog likes to sit on his computer and play video games... murdered by an angry henchman, no doubt. RIP
Mages - You win the internet for your eulogies.
n1mrook - Good bank, RIP
nimrod - We can all agree neg was killed because he said the wrong thing to the wrong person. More than likely one of his "The holocaust never happened!" speeches... good man if you get him away from SK. RIP
nomansland - ?
Osiris - Seriously, who the fuck?
Phantom - Momma SK. I have a theory you are BCart's wife.... not sure how accurate that is. RIP Lissa
Pie - Pie... I never know whether I'm trolling you, or you are trolling me. All in all, a good guy, fun to play against on SK. You are probably dead because you had too many children... whether the stress killed you, or maybe they formed a lynch-mob against you... RIP Pie
Rohan - We all love to hate you Rohan, you cross lines that probably shouldn't be crossed... but for the thick skinned among us, you can be hilarious. Not too familiar with you on SK, other than a few subpar kingdoms.
Shining - I heard he made a good alliance this round, well done Shining! RIP
Tetra - RIP
TheJoker - RIP
TMonsta - King Troll. Lots of respect for this crazy fuck, you never really know what he's going to do next.
Valhalla - I get the impression that Val thinks he's better than every one. If I'm wrong, so be it, but this is probably why someone decided to kill you. RIP Val
WallsofFyre - Master Cheater, king of the lawless, leader of asians. Walls is definitely the villain of SK and I think DarkFort was the one who ended up showing up @ your doorstep. RIP
Zeality - Classy.
Noob list (People not active or nominated) Bedrock ? Ben ? Chocolate ? Crash - You should probably just pick a new team to cheer for. Dozer ? Eddie - If you ever read this, Cool People needs you. Every few weeks, a conversation comes up and one of us says "god I wish Eddie were here." Gibbo ? Hatetank - WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR ENGLISH SO HORRIBLE? I DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW THIS IS POSSIBLE. rip Illy - If your SK personality is a reflection of real-life, you are the guy who buys really expensive shit and puts it on display in his living room... at night... with the curtains open... and the lights on.... and a giant flashing sign listing all the nice shit you own. You likely died during a robbery. RIP Mindstorm ? Nikki ? Persona - Fellow canuck, RIP. Kev was murdered by a vengeful client, after he banged the mans wife while doing their taxes. Smith - Kev#2 wrote the script of his own death, eventually going on to become the highest grossing film of all-time. RIP you deluded Sens fan Tank Killer Tanker Winter
lol i cant believe u remember that far back zeal back in the day all i would play was oceanic with 95% defense and bash 500land kds all day and had no idea that there was such things as bashing, till uni kt'ed me and i learned the hardway.. now i enforce the bash rule!
"Illy - If your SK personality is a reflection of real-life, you are the guy who buys really expensive shit and puts it on display in his living room... at night... with the curtains open... and the lights on.... and a giant flashing sign listing all the nice shit you own. You likely died during a robbery. RIP"
The twist is that you write a eulogy for the people on the list. Whatever you want. A limerick, a poem, whatever you want.
Real List (People active on the forums or signed up themselves) Scientology - Too chill, didn't realise he was in a greenhouse, cooked himself to a nice temperature, killed himself opening up the door trying to find a bag of chips, only to have a painting of bob marley deck him in the face
AMOG - Put on a dress 15 sizes too small, lost circulation to his feet, died from walking down the stairs. missed his appointment with the corner
Bean - went for a raft ride down the fundy only for a blue whale to capsize his raft. became hostage by a group of beavers, and made into a beaver dam only to be rammed by a huge log into a 40 feet drop ontop of a rock
Cobras - was mad at the fact everyone was having fun but him, decided to go into town to buy some twizzlers and beer. went back home to discover that a stray dog went into his yard. he through the twizzlers at the dog, which pissed the dog off and it ran off. cobras wanted real fun so he ran with a maniacal rampage towards the dog, only to realise he was running at a fat indian cop with twizzlers. got shot on site, twizzlers yet to be found
CoryNewb - tried to do a photoshoot with prosnow, only in return creepers figured out where he lived. walked home into his house where he got assaulted by german women with large faces, saying he was insulting them
Damdred -
DivineWind_United -
Dogtown -
Fauss - got confused at everyone calling his cell phone, looked at it and realised it was all different phone calls from meadows, and decided to figure out their locations. opened up the door to meadow's house and instantly died due to the smell
FLAMES -
Ghosted -
jesterawx - took a paternity test and figured out he was everything inside of his own house, lost insanity and tried to have incest with his broom, took a splinter up the butt and bled out
JonesL -
Lynog - got a knock at the door with a guy in a vendor helmet with a crossbow
Mages -
n1mrook -
nimrod -
nomansland -
Osiris - looked in the mirror and died
Phantom -
Pie -
Rohan -
Shining -
Tetra -
TheJoker -
TMonsta -
Valhalla - lost at an online game of poker and lost his 43 dollars. went ballistic and through his computer through the wall, only to find out termites where eating away at his building. got mad and started to eat the wall, spouting out how only val could eat the wall. died from eating too much wall
jesterawx - took a paternity test and figured out he was everything inside of his own house, lost insanity and tried to have incest with his broom, took a splinter up the butt and bled out
flames - RIP brother at least I didn't make it either in round 59!!! I probably would have deleted the last day for solidarity!!! I wouldn't want a kingdom built on broken corpses anyways!... or would I? huehue?
CoryNewb - YOU ARE MEADOWS I CANT TELL WHATS REAL ANYMORE, ARE YOU REAL? AM I REAL? RIP
Lynog - I was in his sector once back in the day, he was Tony Sorprano and there was a bunch of other guys with Sorpranos names, I think it took 2 days for the enemy to KT him and that was quite a feat back in the day when SK was still kind of a big deal, prob one of the best KD builders I've personally had interactions with. RIP
the rest on the list I either don't know well enough or cant write anything worthwhile, sorry I'll just give you the rest of you a generic RIP!
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Real List (People active on the forums or signed up themselves)
Scientology
AMOG- great player grouped with him and ran alliances with him, honest player.
Bean-never had too much interaction but nothing neg to say, has a great SK knowledge
Cobras- over the last few years I've killed him who knows how much and he's killed me but great player loyal and trustworthy, actually have met in RL
CoryNewb-worked with him before on the same side and opposite sides decent guy but we have has our quarrels
Damdred- not too much to say about him
DivineWind_United
Dogtown- can't think of what it is at the moment
Fauss-killed him and has made retails for me and has killed me good guy
FLAMES-not alot of interaction
Flazer-potentialy one of the greats until he goes inactive
Ghosted-who
jesterawx- good kd builder have grouped with etc and landed with
JonesL in my too 5 of players cocky but can back it up
Lynog same as jones but more respect because we've played more rounds together
Mages- not much interaction
n1mrook nub
nimrod-steal my name?
nomansland-
Osiris-?
Phantom-awesome player we have had many of rounds together great officer
Pie-ahh pie, been lots of years grouping and even though when we started I was more known and experienced you have surpassed me!!!! Good player honest guy person I trust the most on SK.
Rohan-likes to hear himself talk I would assume
Shining- worked with him on his first alliance not too shabby
Tetra - never really had alot of interaction with him but seems to be a swell guy
TheJoker-who
TMonsta- played with and against for several rounds I'm however bitter you got mod controls
Valhalla-
WallsofFyre-walls.... Fought along side of you against fepo, only to fight against you recently and have you act similar to fepo... But awesome kingdom builder in my too 5 fav SK players
Zeality-lots of rounds when we had lots going on but no instances coming to mind
Noob list (People not active or nominated)
Bedrock
Ben
Chocolate
Crash
Dozer
Eddie
Gibbo
Hatetank-long time ago alliance leadership
Illy- solid but had our differences
Mindstorm
Nikki
Persona
Smith
Tank Killer HOF, the MOST active war kingdom I know
Tanker
Winter
Scientology - RIP Sci, you will be missed for your useful spreadsheets and shit.
AMOG - I still have nightmares of you wearing that dress...
Bean - RIP fellow oil-worker, you were always good to shoot the shit with about the field
Cobras - RIP Cobras, SK will miss your defenseless DWs, all that tasty land omnomnom
CoryNewb - The world loses a good soul in Cory, one of the only Cool People that plays SK and still knows his hockey. RIP you classy fuck
Damdred - I often imagine Damdred as a soulless, humourless cop, patrolling the streets of a town called Starkingdoms. I suspect you died while serving, so RIP Ian!
DivineWind_United - RIP
Dogtown - What a homo.
Fauss - RIP Fauss, the first time I encountered you, you were being KT'd for bashing and you didn't understand why it was happening. Lo and behold you are still making noobs cry, so I salute you.
FLAMES - Part of the dying breed of Cool People hockey players... but he kicked me out of Troy and an eye for an eye! Can't hate on him as he also works in the field.
Flazer - Pat more than likely died while trying to do a speed-run of some obscure japanese video game, refusing to go eat food as he had to beat the world record. RIP you crazy fuck
Ghosted - Another guy who couldn't build defense for the life of him... I suspect he died on his knees, not even defending himself. RIP
jesterawx - Big cheator on SK, cool guy though. Guarantee you he died from poploss. RIP clay
JonesL - Good taste in music, good shit on SK... not very good at speaking english though. Given where he lives, he was probably shot while being mugged by an 11-year-old. RIP Jonesy
Lynog - This man runs a drug empire, built upon the work of his semi-retarded cronies. While they peddle his blow, Lynog likes to sit on his computer and play video games... murdered by an angry henchman, no doubt. RIP
Mages - You win the internet for your eulogies.
n1mrook - Good bank, RIP
nimrod - We can all agree neg was killed because he said the wrong thing to the wrong person. More than likely one of his "The holocaust never happened!" speeches... good man if you get him away from SK. RIP
nomansland - ?
Osiris - Seriously, who the fuck?
Phantom - Momma SK. I have a theory you are BCart's wife.... not sure how accurate that is. RIP Lissa
Pie - Pie... I never know whether I'm trolling you, or you are trolling me. All in all, a good guy, fun to play against on SK. You are probably dead because you had too many children... whether the stress killed you, or maybe they formed a lynch-mob against you... RIP Pie
Rohan - We all love to hate you Rohan, you cross lines that probably shouldn't be crossed... but for the thick skinned among us, you can be hilarious. Not too familiar with you on SK, other than a few subpar kingdoms.
Shining - I heard he made a good alliance this round, well done Shining! RIP
Tetra - RIP
TheJoker - RIP
TMonsta - King Troll. Lots of respect for this crazy fuck, you never really know what he's going to do next.
Valhalla - I get the impression that Val thinks he's better than every one. If I'm wrong, so be it, but this is probably why someone decided to kill you. RIP Val
WallsofFyre - Master Cheater, king of the lawless, leader of asians. Walls is definitely the villain of SK and I think DarkFort was the one who ended up showing up @ your doorstep. RIP
Zeality - Classy.
Noob list (People not active or nominated)
Bedrock ?
Ben ?
Chocolate ?
Crash - You should probably just pick a new team to cheer for.
Dozer ?
Eddie - If you ever read this, Cool People needs you. Every few weeks, a conversation comes up and one of us says "god I wish Eddie were here."
Gibbo ?
Hatetank - WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR ENGLISH SO HORRIBLE? I DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW THIS IS POSSIBLE. rip
Illy - If your SK personality is a reflection of real-life, you are the guy who buys really expensive shit and puts it on display in his living room... at night... with the curtains open... and the lights on.... and a giant flashing sign listing all the nice shit you own. You likely died during a robbery. RIP
Mindstorm ?
Nikki ?
Persona - Fellow canuck, RIP. Kev was murdered by a vengeful client, after he banged the mans wife while doing their taxes.
Smith - Kev#2 wrote the script of his own death, eventually going on to become the highest grossing film of all-time. RIP you deluded Sens fan
Tank Killer
Tanker
Winter
Hahahahaha, classic
LOL THIS IS EPIC WIN PAT
Also, dog town, I am not xltx hahahaha
ill halfway through the list anyways its in my drafts + a few new names
meadows - I'm pretty sure she's evil, im talking... biblical. RIP
CoryNewb - YOU ARE MEADOWS I CANT TELL WHATS REAL ANYMORE, ARE YOU REAL? AM I REAL? RIP
Lynog - I was in his sector once back in the day, he was Tony Sorprano and there was a bunch of other guys with Sorpranos names, I think it took 2 days for the enemy to KT him and that was quite a feat back in the day when SK was still kind of a big deal, prob one of the best KD builders I've personally had interactions with. RIP
the rest on the list I either don't know well enough or cant write anything worthwhile, sorry I'll just give you the rest of you a generic RIP!