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Quotes of the Day ~SK~

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  • XelXel
    Guess that person was lucky it was just Mrs. Miller, and not Mr. Miller.
  • LadyAshnodLadyAshnod
    edited January 2015
    Here is Mr. Miller version:
    Toller: hey jaimer
    jaimer: hey
    Toller: i loves you sweet ass, baby
    jaimer: excuse me?
    Toller :we gonna get together an fuck tonight
    Toller: right?
    jaimer: You stupid shit
    Toller: ?
    Toller: What?
    jaimer: This is toby johnson, right
    Toller: you know it is, duh.
    jaimer: I'm doing tech support on Jamie's computer
    jaimer: I'm her father, you little shit
    Toller: hah!
    Toller: what's
    Toller: your joking right/
    jaimer: I am. I know where you live. I'm coming over to your house now. Don't try to run, I'll find you.
    Toller: Jamie, it's not funny
    Toller: Jaime?

    psmylie: You're screwed, dude. Her dad's psycho
    Toller: fuck
    Toller: Fuck!
    psmylie: best run, boy
    *** Toller has quit IRC (Quit: )
  • Lynog_LFC_x2ndCxLynog_LFC_x2ndCx
    niggers stink of brand new leather coaches

    -Lynog
  • AzalieoAzalieo
    It was their nation esport
  • LadyAshnodLadyAshnod
    In Lithuania StarKingdoms and college are synonymous.
    The top spreadsheet gets A+.
  • UnreliableUnreliable
    My facebook was nothing but qwj quotes and likes. I thought he was an amazing poster. Then Sky added me and his page was a shrine to Lynog. Then I was all like OMFG they are identical posts.
  • LadyAshnodLadyAshnod
    My facebook was nothing but qwj quotes and likes. I thought he was an amazing poster. Then Sky added me and his page was a shrine to Lynog. Then I was all like OMFG they are identical posts.
  • PsychonautPsychonaut
    Tis better to have built and lost, than never to have built at all.
  • Lynog_LFC_x2ndCxLynog_LFC_x2ndCx
    Dank still wanting mine and Qwjs custard all over his face i see. Strange man.
  • Easter BunnyEaster Bunny
    I do love me some custard doughnuts (and love custard)
  • LadyAshnodLadyAshnod
    Show me, don't tell me.
  • VeiiVeii
    "Carthage Must Be Destroyed!"
  • LadyAshnodLadyAshnod
    "Carthage Must Be Destroyed!"
  • LadyAshnodLadyAshnod
    edited January 2015
    “Happiness is not to be achieved at the command of emotional whims. Happiness is not the satisfaction of whatever irrational wishes you might blindly attempt to indulge. Happiness is a state of non-contradictory joy—a joy without penalty or guilt, a joy that does not clash with any of your values and does not work for your own destruction, not the joy of escaping from your mind, but of using your mind's fullest power, not the joy of faking reality, but of achieving values that are real, not the joy of a drunkard, but of a producer. Happiness is possible only to a rational man, the man who desires nothing but rational goals, seeks nothing but rational values and finds his joy in nothing but rational actions.”


    ― Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged
  • AzalieoAzalieo
    “Happiness is not to be achieved at the command of emotional whims. Happiness is not the satisfaction of whatever irrational wishes you might blindly attempt to indulge. Happiness is a state of non-contradictory joy—a joy without penalty or guilt, a joy that does not clash with any of your values and does not work for your own destruction, not the joy of escaping from your mind, but of using your mind's fullest power, not the joy of faking reality, but of achieving values that are real, not the joy of a drunkard, but of a producer. Happiness is possible only to a rational man, the man who desires nothing but rational goals, seeks nothing but rational values and finds his joy in nothing but rational actions.”


    ― Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged
    Not gonna lie, that's hawt.
  • MeintoolMeintool
    "Candy is dandy but napalm sticks to children"
  • LadyAshnodLadyAshnod
    edited January 2015
    HEY! You leave my asshole outta ...What I stick up there is MY business.
  • gentlemansfurygentlemansfury
    Shouldnt that actually be "What I stick up there is xMYx business."
  • LadyAshnodLadyAshnod
    "You shall be a star unto the night, You will find hope alive among the hopeless. That is your purpose to this life" CXS.
  • UnreliableUnreliable
    -Howard: And as long as we’re talking about betraying our friends, how about the month Sheldon spent grinding up insects and mixing them into Leonard’s food.

    -Sheldon: Well, excuse me. That was not a betrayal, that was an experiment to determine at what concentration food starts tasting mothy.

    -Leonard: You put moths in my food?

    -Sheldon: For science.

    BigBangTheory


    FOR SCIENCE!!!

  • LadyAshnodLadyAshnod
    For Science, Love Sheldon.

    The Schrodingers Cat was good too.
  • mthrfnlumberjackmthrfnlumberjack
    Rayzar @'me
    I'm making a ua who's goal will be to get you married. You'll never have time for sk again
  • TheHatetankTheHatetank
    edited February 2015
    Blah
  • LadyAshnodLadyAshnod
    edited February 2015
    Rayzar @'me
    I'm making a ua who's goal will be to get you married. You'll never have time for sk again
    + 1.

    Step 1. Lets find Moogle a girlfriend.

    Step 2. What does moogle like?

    Now, present the candidates...
  • AzalieoAzalieo
    moogle likes women with hairy armpits, large hips and tiny feet. bonus points if she's an albino
  • LadyAshnodLadyAshnod
    moogle likes women with hairy armpits, large hips and tiny feet. bonus points if she's an albino
    This...
    +1.
  • mthrfnlumberjackmthrfnlumberjack
    Damn Albino Sasquatch .....scwhingggggg ....Ya I watched Wayne's world recently.
  • JerryJerry
    moogle likes women with hairy armpits, large hips and tiny feet. bonus points if she's an albino
    This...
    +1.
    +1

  • mthrfnlumberjackmthrfnlumberjack
    So does this mean I get 3 of these sexy woman? Ohlalalalalala
  • LadyAshnodLadyAshnod
    3?

    lets start with 1. Any luck troops?
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