Mal
16:42:32 TJ - you have a kid?
16:42:40 TJ - wow didnt expect that from homo asian mal
16:43:14 Mal - well when i'm not out having tons of gay sex I like to pop out kids
16:43:27 TJ - sweet
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I was playing practice games against real ppl. Yeah I've already picked up some things already just from replays. In practice games no one ever even scouted. But all my placement games I've seen a harvester unit running to my base asap. The ga…
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Well hopefully default or walls sees this. They are asian and good. So I took zealty's advice and I was def premature doing my placement matches. Practically all the games were... cheesy? Is that the term? Placing a sht ton of factories in my ba…
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When should I start y placement matches? I'm like 9/1. Mostly easy but I fear da cheese an don't know much counters. Also I really need practice playing matches without that noob wall barrier that prevents rushes
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Tynoobsis and Flaznoob High H'noobters I did I do it right?
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This is also a pretty obvious message for walls, tangsta, and default, who I know lurk here all the time.
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I think it eventually switches you if you clearly aren't supposed to be in your current league. IDK when I should even start though. If it's anything like how league of legends works I should play 400+ games before starting ranked.
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Well I'm like 4/0 now. I don't understand how. I expected to be owned pretty badly but my Asian powers must be too great. Simple google search build orders are proving to be OP. Also everyone falls for reaper pushes and cloaked banshees. So I'm…
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is there a way to upload replays for other people to see
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Here's a secret hint but you can't tell them I told you. The more circles you see the more profane the chat is. 3/0 wut wut
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$5 hit of acid will fix you right up Mal. I miss you
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I have no idea wtf I'm doing. I just hit quick match and it matches me up. I think i'm doing 50 games of unranked or something.
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I am 2/0 currently. This proves my asian heritage is superior to round eyes at this game
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This is a typical dota2 game: You do bad. Your team flames you. You apologize. They tell you to go back to ai games. You try your best still. They start flinging you to the enemy over and over again to teach you a lesson.
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September 10, 14:50:12 Forces from Chievres (1:3) have invaded our kingdom. Although our defenses were brave, we regret to inform you that they were unsuccessful holding back the opposition. We have lost 25 planets, 2,699 platinum, 303 civilians, 3,…
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I'm totally destroying you when you get out of noob mode
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hello hello I'm in 1:2 and out of newbie mode. Come at me brah and get rolled
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I used to know how to get around it. It had to do with what you copied or pasted as plain text or something. I forget now.
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sup qwj, good to see you guys are still around.
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Everyone in DOTA is super OP and there's too much cc. I saw a video for that will o wisp like champ though and that's pretty neat.
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I find out in about a month and then maybe i get the big bucks.
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Absolutely, Flaze. however, I do require compensation
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Cheli I miss yous And jayr you told me too early.
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chillin like a villian. You forgot to tell me to sign up for the new round, ass
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That's right. Shake those boots
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thankfully diana was nerfed.
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My AP Malph Guide AP malph is so freaking fun. I didn't think it would work but if you really treat him like a different champ (much like AP sion, who is viable BTW) then it works pretty well. I actually saw Dyrus use an AP malph build in a tourn…
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New additions to my f-list are devildan, guardia, smilinghippo, zamerano, puppy, walls. Maybe I should revive the sk team...
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He would not notice at all. He has no idea what the population of this game is anymore. And I was just pointing out creepy stalker Darkfort's actions when the bots started to pop up en masse.
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Good luck getting him to see this. The last time we needed his attention it took Darkfort stalking his family.
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im not real dan, i never went right through school with you mate. That person wasnt me i was your drop dead fred. The best part in this thread is the Drop Dead Fred reference.